"If everyone wanted peace as much as they want a new iPhone, then there would be peace."
"Thank Siri when she helps, it's only polite!"
"The best friend is he who buys you iPhone 6 or 6Plus."
Azhar Ali Shahani
"Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost out of control."
"My real big Internet claim to fame is the fact that I was first to jailbreak the iPhone."
"What we want to do is make a leapfrog product that is way smarter than any mobile device has ever been, and super-easy to use. This is what iPhone is. OK? So, we’re going to reinvent the phone."
Steve Jobs, 2007
"I just dropped my iphone in my soup. I think it might be time to tone down the multitasking."
"Let me see that iphone again. I wanna see your kids!"
"My iPhone is broken. I've pushed the HOME button but I'm still at work!"
"Today even kids have iPhones. When I was a kid, I felt cool with my new pencils."
"The charger of my iPhone has brought me and my house wall much closer together!"
"If you don't know which one of your friends has the new gold iPhone, don't worry, because they'll let you know!"
"Don't treat someone like an iphone if they treat you like a blackberry."
"Your iphone 5 will be the perfect device to play with while you're waiting in line for the iphone 5S."
"My new iPhone dies quicker than a bad guy in a new Statham movie."
"What is the difference between an old iPhone and a new one? 6 months!"