QUOTE SERIES

"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?"

Bill Maher

"Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you don’t know."

Unknown

"Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?"

Unknown

"You don’t have to like me, I’m not a Facebook status."

Unknown

"Thanks to Facebook, I now know what everyone’s bathroom looks like!"

Unknown

"Facebook should change it from ‘Friends’ to ‘People I’ve made eye contact with’."

Unknown

"Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time."

Unknown

"Who needs television when you have so much drama on Facebook."

Unknown

"Facebook is proof that the world is terminally bored."

Unknown

"Be careful who you tell a secret, some peoples' way of keeping secrets is posting them on Facebook."

Unknown

"I wish I can delete you from my mind as easy as deleting you from Facebook."

Unknown

"Facebook is like boys, once you understand them they change."

Unknown

"I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff."

Unknown

"Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall."

Unknown

"Facebook is the adult way of having imaginary friends."

Unknown

"Choose your Facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing."

Unknown

"The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option?"

Unknown

"Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough."

Mark Zuckerberg

"Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with. "

Unknown

"Facebook: the only book teens read these days."

Unknown